The Perspective Pill
One dose provides empathy for those less fortunate, relief from chronic complaining, and removal of head from ass.
Side effects may include momentary pauses for reflection, ability to laugh at one's self & sensitivity to the plights of others.
In extreme cases overwhelming emotional epiphanies may occur. Do not take Perspective Pill if you have an aversion to truth, including the knowledge that the world does not, in fact, revolve around you.
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